Displaced by the Waldensian Church which decided to adopt fifteen migrants who landed in Malta, that is, one for each Waldensian, Pope Bergoglio he brought together the magical-curial circle and made a decision: we will give, Catholic Church, citizenship income for migrants, given that the government procrastinates and is rather reluctant to extend it to them as well. Open up heaven. Panic among the priests and nuns, general stampede. Already when he launched the idea of ​​an adoption in the parish, the response was a half-failure. But now the turning point is radical, it directly involves the Holy See and this time it is really challenging, not like what happened with the refugees from the Diciotti ship who from the Vatican pretended to take charge of a hundred migrants, great rhetoric on welcome and humanitarian gesture, but then they let them leave the center of Ariccia. This time it will touch thousands of people. To get citizenship income, which the Pope wanted to rename in a Christian way the "redeemed citizen", all you need to do is submit an application to Caritas, have the requirements, that is, having nothing and running away from everything. It makes sense to be black, come from very far away, be Islamic. The poor locals and the homeless who stay in the Vatican colonnade are excluded, distance yourself from the papa-vigilantes. However, the benefited migrants will have to attend, of your choice, a parish, a mosque or a community center. On the third refusal, as for the government citizen income, their subsidy will be revoked.

Finally the Pope has decided to move from words to deeds and to invest the Church's financial and real estate assets for migrants, which are today the first company name of the same. It is also a way to repopulate churches, now attended by eight per thousand of the faithful.
The Pope's decision and the example of the Waldensians created a chain reaction, also displacing the Democratic Party and its environs. And what do we do, they said to the Party, Once upon a time the Pope covered us, it was enough to preach a sermon, a nice pro-migrant sermon and we were fine. But not now, we have to do something. And so after a tormented congress, in which they divided into six currents, three groups and nine listening groups, after decreeing the unanimous expulsion of Minniti as Salvini's precursor, they thus decided on the operation “Let's help them in your home”: every wealthy member, with an empty room in the house and a second home, will adopt a migrant after Salvini dissolved the reception centers. A revolution. For the first time in the history of socialism, of communism, of humanitarian progressivism, of leftism, equality and solidarity will not be preached but actually practiced, directly out of your own pockets, with the ownership of lorsigni, with their bank accounts. Finally asset donors, such as blood and organ donors. Everyone adopts a migrant. The first person who was asked was the famous Democratic Party member No. 1, Carlo de Benedetti, but he denies it and the maid says to contact la Repubblica, where the switchboards are clogged and there is a queue outside the editorial office because word has spread that they too, so as not to be surprised themselves, they decided to adopt one migrant for each editor. Not even the Quirinale responds, where there are also six hundred empty rooms and a waste that I won't tell you about. Figo, Instead, adopted a migrant, but then he discovered that he was a grillino from the Sanità district under a false name. They wanted to pin one on Zingaretti to take care of his image, given that he is the favorite in the race to lead the Democratic Party, but it was impossible to convince the Maghrebi drawn that Zingaretti is called that but is not Roma, in fact he is the brother of Inspector Montalbano. No one wants to be adopted by Martina because Nigerian children are afraid of him, they see him as a kind of Frankenstein. Also of Fassino they believe it will starve them and then bring them into the kingdom of darkness. Renzi, to take time, he said he will do the primaries among the migrants who want to go to his house. River he is the only one who said he was willing to adopt a black person, but a Bengali family, pitying, she said she was also willing to adopt Del Rio's child, since he has a dozen of them. A rip-off for Boldrini who had adopted a Somali named Ben Ali, but then he discovered that he was registered at the registry office as Benito, he is politically black and also a little sexist.
But the appeal "Help them at home", it further caused PD membership to drop to just a few hundred members: it was a general stampede, many pretended to have already welcomed migrants into their home, but it was the servants of the house. Thus they remained the most generous, the stupidest and the smartest, who hope to be able to exploit migrants as domestic workers and carers without paying them. They can stay with us, also in black, because we are not racist...
P.S. As you may have understood, it was fake news. We spread it not to tarnish them but to incense them. We wanted them to make a good impression, that they finally showed themselves to be coherent, lives up to what they say. But people quickly realized that it was all a fabrication. And them too, those interested, they calmed down.
MV, The Truth 11 January 2019
source – http://www.marcelloveneziani.com/articoli/aiutateli-a-casa-vostra/